A) Giving back the 2010 Heisman Trophy by 2014.
B) Returned to the corn fields after a brief stint in the CFL.
C) The first overall pick in the 2011 NFL Draft.
D) Eating off the kid's menu until he's 40.
E) All of the above.
These four look more likely to be finalists for the 2010 Thomas Jefferson High School science fair than the 2010 Heisman Trophy, but one of them will get to bring home the trophy on Saturday night...at least for now.
(Correct answer: E.)