*Despite having zero plate appearances this season, Kansas City OF Jarrod Dyson has stolen three bases (tied for 11th best in all of MLB) and scored two runs.
*Jeff Samardzija has walked nine batters in six innings. Anyone need a wide receiver?
*Jered Weaver and Dan Haren have combined for more wins than 20 teams in baseball.
*In standard 5x5 roto baseball, Arizona UTIL Willie Bloomquist has been the second best hitter in all of baseball (1-5-9-6-.348).
*Courtney Cox is 46 years old. Shocking, I know.
*Jonny Gomes leads the league with 13 walks. Why? I'm not sure.
*Yunel Escobar has never hit more than two triples in a season. He had two triples in his first 19 at bats this year.
*Asdrubal Cabrera has never hit more than six home runs in a season. He has four already this year.
*Going into Wednesday, Mike Napoli had homered in over 21% of his at bats yet he only started five of his team's first 11 games. I don't get it.