How Bad Is This Weekend's Slate of College Football Games?

Alabama is a 47-point favorite over North Texas. 47 points. 47!!!


The actual woodshed behind which UNT will be beaten on Saturday

In case you are wondering, there is a 100% chance I'm taking the 47 points. I might need every last one of them to cover, but UNT RB Lance Dunbar is actually a very good player, single-handedly capable of leading the Mean Green to a couple scores.

(Thinking...)

Really, the "Mean Green"? That has to be the worst nickname/mascot/whatever you want to call it in all of college athletics.