Who Will Be Kim K's Next Husband?

Banter favorite Kim Kardashian is back on the market. Who will she marry next?

Here's my guess:

LA Dodgers' outfielder, Matt Kemp

I have no idea why he's wearing goggles

My reasoning-

He's an athlete of African American persuasion, he's on the cusp of super-duper stardom, he's younger than KK, and he plays his home games in LA. Plus, he's dated a celebrity before (Rihanna).

Almost makes too much sense.


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