Banter favorite Kim Kardashian is back on the market. Who will she marry next?
Here's my guess:
LA Dodgers' outfielder, Matt Kemp
He's an athlete of African American persuasion, he's on the cusp of super-duper stardom, he's younger than KK, and he plays his home games in LA. Plus, he's dated a celebrity before (Rihanna).
Almost makes too much sense.
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